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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

9 hours ago · 109,672 notes

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation
straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay

9 hours ago · 38,461 notes

swagmaster-marold:

finding things you could use for a cosplay like

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

9 hours ago · 80,035 notes

hidingfromthespotlight:


drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong



could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see
nhaingen:

they just
gave me their phone number